Words to fish with then the one I just got... "My friend, you forgot your wallet when you came to my house last weekend, so if you have time, please come to my house and pick it up." 1. If I hung out at your house just last weekend, wouldn't I already have your number? 2. You're banking on the fact that I lost my wallet a week ago and hadn't realized it yet 3. I somehow doubt if I reply that they'll give me an address to swing by (of course that assumes I was black out drunk and don't recall where I was last weekend)