Well, chicken fingers do not contain any finger meat...

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And drum sticks contain no actual musical implements. Hamburgers contain no ham, and hotdogs contain no dog. Furthermore, waffle fries are not made of waffles, and ribeyes contain neither ribs, nor eyes. I mean, what are we doing here?

Posted: 02/18/2026 at 11:17 AM ET

(In response to this post by Freddyburg Hokie)

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Judge rules Buffalo Wild Wings may call their nuggets "Boneless Wings." -- great2bahokie Feb 18, 2026 at 10:00 AM ET

great2bahokie • 02/18/26 10:00 AM ET

no one wants boneless nuggets ** -- bigbadbird Feb 18, 2026 at 02:47 PM ET

bigbadbird • 02/18/26 02:47 PM ET

Never. "Boneless wings" are not wings, and I'll die on that hill.** -- Freddyburg Hokie Feb 18, 2026 at 11:01 AM ET

Freddyburg Hokie • 02/18/26 11:01 AM ET

Well, chicken fingers do not contain any finger meat... ◄ -- JoesterVT Feb 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM ET

JoesterVT • 02/18/26 11:17 AM ET

Steven Wright, is that you?** -- Brown Water Feb 18, 2026 at 03:58 PM ET

Brown Water • 02/18/26 03:58 PM ET

Gatekeeping wings, that's what I'm doing here. And with fervor. ** -- Freddyburg Hokie Feb 18, 2026 at 02:20 PM ET

Freddyburg Hokie • 02/18/26 02:20 PM ET

That's fine, but you're on the rong side of history.** -- JoesterVT Feb 18, 2026 at 02:23 PM ET

JoesterVT • 02/18/26 02:23 PM ET

Digital chicken fingers do.👈🏻☝🏻🤞🏻👌🏻🖕🏼** -- PhotoHokieNC Feb 18, 2026 at 02:03 PM ET

PhotoHokieNC • 02/18/26 02:03 PM ET

But how did it fly?** -- Brown Water Feb 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM ET

Brown Water • 02/18/26 11:12 AM ET

Did the plaintiff have to pay for legal fees and court costs?** -- Late 80s Hokie Feb 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM ET

Late 80s Hokie • 02/18/26 10:27 AM ET

They should for bringing in a BS lawsuit!** -- EDGEMAN Feb 18, 2026 at 10:40 AM ET

EDGEMAN • 02/18/26 10:40 AM ET