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EDGEMAN
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EDGEMAN
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Just pull out an axe, and start sharpening it when he arrives.

A friend of mine used to do things like that when his daughters brought guys by the house...lol
Posted: 12/19/2025 at 03:43 PM ET
(In response to this post by Burruss Writer)

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So my wife has told me our daughter's boyfriend may be joining us for
jdkhokie • 12/19/25 11:56 AM ET
This is a good post that I'm happy to have read. I was not interested in
BG Hokie • 12/19/25 05:14 PM ET
Same is happening at the BW residence...EXCEPT...
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 02:32 PM ET
Just pull out an axe, and start sharpening it when he arrives. ◄
EDGEMAN • 12/19/25 03:43 PM ET
I absolutely did the cleaning the shotgun
Spudnut • 12/19/25 08:58 PM ET
Edible panties**
HwoodHokie • 12/19/25 02:18 PM ET
Autographed picture of yourself holding your favorite shotgun of course.**
LRC-Hokie01 • 12/19/25 01:43 PM ET
Lol...definitely keep OPP on there.
Chris ColemanAdmin • 12/19/25 01:14 PM ET
Get him nothing and he will like it.**
soldcokesatLane • 12/19/25 01:06 PM ET
Big box of condoms **
Spudnut • 12/19/25 01:05 PM ET
Or penicillin. **
vatechcowpatty • 12/19/25 01:47 PM ET
XXXL**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 01:15 PM ET
Save this message and give it to him upon the birth of your first grandkid.**
Victory Ticker • 12/19/25 12:59 PM ET
The only appropriate gift is s TSL lifetime membership.**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 12:39 PM ET
$182 in singles **
Brown Water • 12/19/25 12:21 PM ET
If you had said $181, I would think that I know you personally...
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 01:52 PM ET
Donation to the Human Fund, or maybe Jelly of the Month Club**
JoesterVT • 12/19/25 12:12 PM ET
Make a donation to Triumph NIL in his name.**
Hokebury • 12/19/25 12:04 PM ET
That would be a good one**
jdkhokie • 12/19/25 12:45 PM ET
Does he like beer or booze? I'd have been happy with a 6-pack of something
reestuart • 12/19/25 12:00 PM ET
See...this is where you are RONG...
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 01:57 PM ET
Or it's an opportunity to clear out the beer fridge with an assortment of
Vtskier1 • 12/19/25 02:07 PM ET
But if jd gives the lad a TSL membership, the kid'll see who jd really is.**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 02:03 PM ET
I like it.**
reestuart • 12/19/25 02:01 PM ET