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Burruss Writer
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Burruss Writer

See...this is where you are RONG...

"Life's too short to drink bad beer" was the title of an article the CEO of my fraternity once published in our quarterly. Give the kid a bottle of good booze (single malt would be my suggestion) to let him know that your daughter is indeed one of those finer things in life and that she should be treated accordingly.
Posted: 12/19/2025 at 01:57 PM ET
(In response to this post by reestuart)

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So my wife has told me our daughter's boyfriend may be joining us for
jdkhokie • 12/19/25 11:56 AM ET
This is a good post that I'm happy to have read. I was not interested in
BG Hokie • 12/19/25 05:14 PM ET
Same is happening at the BW residence...EXCEPT...
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 02:32 PM ET
Just pull out an axe, and start sharpening it when he arrives.
EDGEMAN • 12/19/25 03:43 PM ET
I absolutely did the cleaning the shotgun
Spudnut • 12/19/25 08:58 PM ET
Edible panties**
HwoodHokie • 12/19/25 02:18 PM ET
Autographed picture of yourself holding your favorite shotgun of course.**
LRC-Hokie01 • 12/19/25 01:43 PM ET
Lol...definitely keep OPP on there.
Chris ColemanAdmin • 12/19/25 01:14 PM ET
Get him nothing and he will like it.**
soldcokesatLane • 12/19/25 01:06 PM ET
Big box of condoms **
Spudnut • 12/19/25 01:05 PM ET
Or penicillin. **
vatechcowpatty • 12/19/25 01:47 PM ET
XXXL**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 01:15 PM ET
Save this message and give it to him upon the birth of your first grandkid.**
Victory Ticker • 12/19/25 12:59 PM ET
The only appropriate gift is s TSL lifetime membership.**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 12:39 PM ET
$182 in singles **
Brown Water • 12/19/25 12:21 PM ET
If you had said $181, I would think that I know you personally...
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 01:52 PM ET
Donation to the Human Fund, or maybe Jelly of the Month Club**
JoesterVT • 12/19/25 12:12 PM ET
Make a donation to Triumph NIL in his name.**
Hokebury • 12/19/25 12:04 PM ET
That would be a good one**
jdkhokie • 12/19/25 12:45 PM ET
Does he like beer or booze? I'd have been happy with a 6-pack of something
reestuart • 12/19/25 12:00 PM ET
See...this is where you are RONG... ◄
Burruss Writer • 12/19/25 01:57 PM ET
Or it's an opportunity to clear out the beer fridge with an assortment of
Vtskier1 • 12/19/25 02:07 PM ET
But if jd gives the lad a TSL membership, the kid'll see who jd really is.**
PhotoHokieNC • 12/19/25 02:03 PM ET
I like it.**
reestuart • 12/19/25 02:01 PM ET