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Coach McGuirk
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Some days I fantasize about renting a white convertible mustang and drive

around the Keys like an a-hole...see how the other half lives. I had a guy today who just stopped, full stop, on Overseas Hwy while he looked around trying to figure out what he was going to do. It's a "highway". It's not Main Street in Mayberry. It's not a place to pull out the chairs and picnic basket. There is a shoulder lane and a center turn lane if you feel the need to just stop and be you. I laid on the horn behind him, he finally pulled over, and flipped me the bird as I went by. Yeah, I'm the one. When I got home, I folded a 3x5 index card and laid it on my steering wheel. I'm going to try to use it as a therapy type thing. I will see it when I get in the car, take a few seconds to imagine what's in store, and try to just stay calm.
Posted: 06/23/2026 at 10:31 AM ET

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Some days I fantasize about renting a white convertible mustang and drive
Coach McGuirk 06/23/26 10:31 AM ET
That’s what tire irons are for. Wail away on the driving zombies.**
scoop76cs 06/23/26 03:57 PM ET
Dang. I had one I would have let you borrow.
Chris ColemanAdmin 06/23/26 01:50 PM ET
What did you end up with for the new vehicle?**
calihokie 06/23/26 04:16 PM ET
Chevy Trax Activ**
Chris ColemanAdmin 06/23/26 07:17 PM ET
Recall (pulling off the road ) for a pic @ top end of 7 mile bridge....
astrohokie 06/23/26 11:01 AM ET
Had to be noseeums, an ancient word loosely translated to mean, "I can't
Coach McGuirk 06/23/26 11:18 AM ET
I thought that was the Latin term for Nasal Museum.👃🏼👀**
PhotoHokieNC 06/23/26 11:43 AM ET
🤬, perfect moniker as I definitely didn't see em**
astrohokie 06/23/26 11:31 AM ET
You should have a yellow and a red index card and hold them up as you drive
Brown Water 06/23/26 10:51 AM ET
I have never completed the drive from Florida City to KW in under 3 hours
EDGEMAN 06/23/26 10:39 AM ET