First, they have very cool stationary. From what I gather from his letter, camp is lots of fun but the camp counselors are very rude. They've issued him something called an M16A4. I've seen enough movies to know there are many like it but that one is his. Hopefully they have not issued him any ammunition. Apparently, Quantico is an ancient Indian word for "don't touch your face". His platoon has already dropped from about 65 candidates to 57 (in just the first week). So far so good, sounds like...