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Dave's not here

(Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff CHONG: Who? CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me CHONG: Dave's not here CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man (Sharp knocks at the door) CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave CHONG: Dave's not here CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... (More knocks) CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave! CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door! CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave! CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door? CHONG: Dave's not here
Posted: 04/21/2026 at 01:57 PM ET
(In response to this post by Brown Water)

Thread Replies (11)

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Hello?**
Brown Water 04/21/26 11:01 AM ET
Is it me you’re looking for?**
Spudnut 04/21/26 03:37 PM ET
"Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiide!"**
great2bahokie 04/21/26 02:34 PM ET
Dave's not here
VaTechie 04/21/26 01:57 PM ET
Sister Mary Elephant approves**
Riverguy 04/21/26 08:04 PM ET
is there anybody in there?**
HokieMacDaddy 04/21/26 11:16 AM ET
Is anyone at home**
astrohokie 04/21/26 12:49 PM ET
Does anyone really know what time it is?**
TomTurkey 04/21/26 07:51 PM ET
This place sucks. **
Stork 04/21/26 11:15 AM ET
kinda chaps my arse that they don't have these issues on Le Scissors
JoesterVT 04/21/26 11:21 AM ET
8 months.**
PhotoHokieNC 04/21/26 04:45 PM ET
I post on TSL Lounge, TSL football, thesabre football, thesabre corner
VaTechie 04/21/26 01:59 PM ET