carry something very lyte to the curb...

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bourbonstreet

Posted: 03/30/2026 at 06:33 PM ET

(In response to this post by HokieDan95)

Right now, people are moving into the house up the street from me..what -- HokieDan95 Mar 30, 2026 at 04:28 PM ET

HokieDan95 • 03/30/26 04:28 PM ET

Get some glowing lights under your porch/basement ** -- coshokie Mar 30, 2026 at 08:16 PM ET

coshokie • 03/30/26 08:16 PM ET

Ask them if all the blood stains were cleaned up** -- MAHokie69 Mar 30, 2026 at 07:32 PM ET

MAHokie69 • 03/30/26 07:32 PM ET

Walk up and down the street in front of their house -- Spudnut Mar 30, 2026 at 07:04 PM ET

Spudnut • 03/30/26 07:04 PM ET

carry something very lyte to the curb...** ◄ -- bourbonstreet Mar 30, 2026 at 06:33 PM ET

bourbonstreet • 03/30/26 06:33 PM ET

Stand in the street with your hands on your hips. Whistle the "Valkaries"** -- TomTurkey Mar 30, 2026 at 05:09 PM ET

TomTurkey • 03/30/26 05:09 PM ET

Maybe between trips they'll leave the place unlocked and I can plant an -- HokieDan95 Mar 30, 2026 at 05:22 PM ET

HokieDan95 • 03/30/26 05:22 PM ET

Tell them they just won 4.9 million dollars and a F-150 pick-up? ** -- vthhhi Mar 30, 2026 at 04:41 PM ET

vthhhi • 03/30/26 04:41 PM ET

Tell them you are glad to see the house being occupied.... -- BleedinOandM Mar 30, 2026 at 04:34 PM ET

BleedinOandM • 03/30/26 04:34 PM ET

And that those really are dirt mounds for potatoes in back.** -- PhotoHokieNC Mar 30, 2026 at 05:12 PM ET

PhotoHokieNC • 03/30/26 05:12 PM ET

Or the meth smell. ;^)** -- Freddyburg Hokie Mar 30, 2026 at 05:12 PM ET

Freddyburg Hokie • 03/30/26 05:12 PM ET

And bring sage to burn/smudge to scare away the evil spirits ** -- Va AandM Mar 30, 2026 at 05:00 PM ET

Va AandM • 03/30/26 05:00 PM ET