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jonnyhawk
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VT Head Coach Wanted........Salary: 5 million dollars annual + perks

Experience: optional Job Description: Hire an offensive coordinator to coordinate your offense. Hire a defensive coordinator to coordinate your defense. Hire a specials teams coach to coach your special teams. Hire a recruiting manager to manage your recruiting. Have your directs hire assistance to cover all other aspects of team management. Provide coach speak during meetings, press, and public events. Play Sudoku in your office during quiet times. Walk around a field watching things and doodling on a clipboard. Ask occasional questions to your assistants and doodle on a clipboard. Dress in orange and maroon and have a pleasant personality. Job longevity: If you win often, you stay as long as you like, and enjoy all perks of position. If you lose, you collect around 20-30 million and retire and enjoy fireside chats with Fuente, Beamer, Whit, and Foster. NOT TOO SHABBY
Posted: 09/10/2025 at 12:25 PM ET

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VT Head Coach Wanted........Salary: 5 million dollars annual + perks
jonnyhawk 09/10/25 12:25 PM ET
Pay players not coaches - trust me - **
DaveVT 09/10/25 01:38 PM ET
The way professional soccer works (in most parts of the world)...
One4VT 09/10/25 01:55 PM ET
I’ll do it for $2mil plus incentives
HokieAl 09/10/25 01:22 PM ET
I'll do it for free but with a 10 million but out**
UberHOKIE 09/10/25 01:43 PM ET
I’m your huckleberry
Hokiefied 09/10/25 01:08 PM ET
I’d do same for 1/2 Pry’s salary
hokiepro 09/10/25 01:09 PM ET