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He coulda won a Grammy / Buried in his jammies

King Tut Lyrics (King Tut, King Tut) Now when he was a young man He never thought he'd see (King Tut) People stand in line to see the boy king (King Tut) How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey? Born in Arizona Moved to Babylonia (King Tut) (King Tut) Now, if I'd known They'd line up just to see him (King Tut) I'd taken all my money And bought me a museum (King Tut) Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut) He's my favorite honkey! Born in Arizona Moved to Babylonia (King Tut) Dancin' by the Nile (Disco Tut) The ladies love his style (Boss Tut) Rockin for a mile (Rockin' Tut) He ate a crocodile (Ooh) He gave his life for tourism (King Tut) (Tut, tut, tut, tut) Golden idol! (Tut, tut, tut, tut) (Tut, tut) He's an Egyptian (Tut, tut, tut, tut) They're sellin' you (King Tut) Now, when I die Now don't think I'm a nut (King Tut) Don't want no fancy funeral Just one like ol' King Tut (King Tut) He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut) Buried in his jammies Born in Arizona Moved to Babylonia He was born in Arizona Got a condo made of stone-a King Tut!
Posted: 04/13/2026 at 09:08 AM ET
(In response to this post by OrlandoHokie)

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Oklahoma's Kuol Atak has committed to VT.**
David CunninghamAdmin • 04/12/26 10:06 AM ET
Seems like a tweener.
extremehokie • 04/12/26 01:48 PM ET
Still early to see how the roster…
Rev.Zeke Vodka • 04/12/26 03:49 PM ET
Thx for the insight **
extremehokie • 04/12/26 07:30 PM ET
"Bigfooted" Love it!! Bigfoot used as a verb!!! Rev. Great vocabulary pull!**
ancient alien 2018 • 04/12/26 06:14 PM ET
Not a 5 at all.
NC Hoke • 04/12/26 03:22 PM ET
I guess we need an extra 4 because Hansberry will not be available
VT ChemE 1986 • 04/12/26 02:45 PM ET
You have talked to his orthopedist?**
ancient alien 2018 • 04/12/26 06:15 PM ET
Once again where dafaq is this coming from.**
SC_Hokie • 04/12/26 04:08 PM ET
Word is Hansberry suffered an ACL injury
VT ChemE 1986 • 04/12/26 04:45 PM ET
It’s time this gets nipped in the bud….
SC_Hokie • 04/12/26 08:12 PM ET
Good to hear**
VT ChemE 1986 • 04/12/26 09:10 PM ET
All I remember being confirmed was knee injury requiring surgery
Seikoh_04 • 04/12/26 06:00 PM ET
Happy to see some versatility in this spot...
GCHokie34 • 04/12/26 11:55 AM ET
Any thoughts on minutes per game if we don't add another 4?**
Femoyer Hokie • 04/12/26 12:54 PM ET
I hope his name is pronounced "Cool Attack"**
VT_Consul • 04/12/26 10:27 AM ET
King Tut Funky Tut
OrlandoHokie • 04/12/26 11:16 AM ET
He coulda won a Grammy / Buried in his jammies ◄
HokieNL • 04/13/26 09:08 AM ET
Pronounced koo-ALL uh-TOK.**
David CunninghamAdmin • 04/12/26 10:33 AM ET
Well, he'll never know if I pronounce it my way! ;)**
VT_Consul • 04/12/26 11:06 AM ET
All the info Is here
TheHokieMan483 • 04/12/26 10:27 AM ET
More
YBYSAIAHokie • 04/12/26 11:12 AM ET
Atak will serve as…
Rev.Zeke Vodka • 04/12/26 11:09 AM ET
Sand in his pants. I like it. I carry my sand in a money belt then. **
GBOHokie • 04/12/26 11:57 AM ET
So you’re saying he can Atak but not defend so well? Sorry…
Va AandM • 04/12/26 11:32 AM ET
^^ acute joke ^^ 😊**
HokieNL • 04/12/26 05:25 PM ET
3 pt specialist?**
HokieBrazil • 04/12/26 10:17 AM ET
6'9" and 195 lbs. Stretch 4, maybe a 3? Who does he defend?**
Femoyer Hokie • 04/12/26 10:28 AM ET
Definitely not a 3**
GCHokie34 • 04/12/26 11:50 AM ET
he'll defend the cassell**
squarerootofone • 04/12/26 11:08 AM ET