Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech quarterback Grant Wells was pressured too much by Duke. (Ivan Morozov)

Author’s Note: I wrote the bulk of this article before the shooting in Charlottesville/before the details came out, and what I wrote was goofy in a way that doesn’t match the mood. I’ve trimmed most of the silliness from the writing, though I’m not in a spot right now to edit the videos, most of which have Monty Python clips attached to their ends.