Let's pretend it's Friday, October 25.  The day before the Duke game.  I came across a crystal ball that told me the stats of Saturday's Tech-Duke game, and I put them in an article.  They went like this...

VT outgained Duke 387 to 198
Duke threw four interceptions
Duke did not complete a pass in the second half
Duke did not convert a third down the entire game
VT beat Duke 39:27 to 20:33 in time of possession
The Hokies had a 100 yard rusher and ran for 173 yards
The Hokies only punted three times