So, you are this girl; I show up naked... what, happens❓

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...'cause I do not want boom-boom, I do not want some boom-boom, say it with me now sports fans... I want "muuuuuuuuch, boom-boom." Well, that and your money... Did I mention your money, yet? fo' enuff $cratch I put in total work and pound dat damn Sterling baa-bee. Nevertheless, those of you who know me know that Eye will not be entirely naked... and although never a Boy Scout I am always full, prepared. Accordingly, I will be rocking the following mistletoe-savvy, things... 1. One big azz, largest azz, total cheddar-eating yearbook grin. Like the Cheshire Cat level of credibility total cheddar-eating yearbook grin. The kind you and your nylons can totally trust. 2. Not one, not two... "Three, that's (3) coatings of BIG game Brut." 3. And wearing a sign around my waist that reads: "Ho', ho', ho'... ⬇️" So, I show up naked... and what, happens??? TIA, b.street

Posted: 12/19/2023 at 06:03 PM ET

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So, you are this girl; I show up naked... what, happens❓ ◄ -- bourbonstreet Dec 19, 2023 at 06:03 PM ET

bourbonstreet • 12/19/23 06:03 PM ET

I never found her attractive (ducks) -- Baltimore Hokie Dec 20, 2023 at 11:29 AM ET

Baltimore Hokie • 12/20/23 11:29 AM ET

It’s the “tower” for you, never to be seen again.** -- DonHo-kieHi Dec 20, 2023 at 06:49 AM ET

DonHo-kieHi • 12/20/23 06:49 AM ET

Beefeaters beat your beef.** -- Major Kong Dec 19, 2023 at 08:30 PM ET

Major Kong • 12/19/23 08:30 PM ET

those chess-piece looking tartan neverwasbeens? Check... "MATE". 💪🏿** -- bourbonstreet Dec 19, 2023 at 08:50 PM ET

bourbonstreet • 12/19/23 08:50 PM ET

tazer(s) / slammerzzzz** -- astrohokie Dec 19, 2023 at 08:30 PM ET

astrohokie • 12/19/23 08:30 PM ET

There is another Bigfoot sighting reported** -- coshokie Dec 19, 2023 at 08:13 PM ET

coshokie • 12/19/23 08:13 PM ET

She says sorry you have the wrong room my husband was expecting the -- jdkhokie Dec 19, 2023 at 08:07 PM ET

jdkhokie • 12/19/23 08:07 PM ET

wille and his buckteeth? LOL, I uppercut him 25/8, 366.** -- bourbonstreet Dec 19, 2023 at 08:48 PM ET

bourbonstreet • 12/19/23 08:48 PM ET

Might depend on the size of your present! ** -- GreenStreet Dec 19, 2023 at 08:00 PM ET

GreenStreet • 12/19/23 08:00 PM ET

Her security team beats you to a pulp...lol** -- EDGEMAN Dec 19, 2023 at 07:25 PM ET

EDGEMAN • 12/19/23 07:25 PM ET

We see your nekkid azz on the Daily Mail -- Spudnut Dec 19, 2023 at 07:19 PM ET

Spudnut • 12/19/23 07:19 PM ET

Hold on, allow me to get my field hockey stick. ** -- Stork Dec 19, 2023 at 07:15 PM ET

Stork • 12/19/23 07:15 PM ET

Well..we could go at it t like a duo pro wrestling march.. -- SarahVTHokie24 Dec 19, 2023 at 07:14 PM ET

SarahVTHokie24 • 12/19/23 07:14 PM ET

Nothing** -- SavannaHokie Dec 19, 2023 at 07:04 PM ET

SavannaHokie • 12/19/23 07:04 PM ET

soooooooooo, you're sayin' there's a, chance? -- bourbonstreet Dec 19, 2023 at 07:33 PM ET

bourbonstreet • 12/19/23 07:33 PM ET

Aye... -- SavannaHokie Dec 20, 2023 at 09:13 PM ET

SavannaHokie • 12/20/23 09:13 PM ET

"What excites you about going to prison?"** -- aint2Hokie4me Dec 19, 2023 at 06:16 PM ET

aint2Hokie4me • 12/19/23 06:16 PM ET

I knew BStreet was a Midnight Express fan but thought he meant the tag team** -- KCHokie2 Dec 19, 2023 at 07:09 PM ET

KCHokie2 • 12/19/23 07:09 PM ET