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JoesterVT
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Like most tragic disasters, several things had to go wrong simultaneously

First, the band had been fused to her engagement ring by a jeweler.. So for the last 15 years that was essentially one ring. Well, on the first day of shoveling that bond broke so it is now two items. When it happened she was pulling her gloves off by the front door. I think the rings came off with the glove and somehow the band slipped out of her hand. Then a couple of crazy bounces off the tile floor and into the vent, which is in the floor instead of the wall. This particular vent drops off quickly. I'm sure this will be featured on "Seconds From Disaster" one day...
Posted: 02/04/2026 at 03:18 PM ET
(In response to this post by astrohokie)

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Welp....wife dropped her wedding band down a vent in the floor....
JoesterVT 02/04/26 01:48 PM ET
You got a shop vac?
kjhokie 02/04/26 07:02 PM ET
I tried with our regular vacs detachable hose. May try again.**
JoesterVT 02/04/26 08:07 PM ET
Technically until that's back on her finger, she's fair game
Nova Hokie 95 02/04/26 03:49 PM ET
does want to know how much ($$$) she gots----->**
bourbonstreet 02/04/26 06:17 PM ET
I am pretty sure if she pays for her own drinks that is enough money for u
VaTechie 02/04/26 11:18 PM ET
We might be entering 4-layer Brut territory... **
Burruss Writer 02/04/26 04:50 PM ET
can; be, bought-------->**
bourbonstreet 02/04/26 07:34 PM ET
You sure she dropped in there? **
Vtskier1 02/04/26 03:30 PM ET
When you get it back, make sure she attaches one of these to it.
EDGEMAN 02/04/26 03:17 PM ET
Holeee crap, howTH does that happen!?!?!?**
astrohokie 02/04/26 03:09 PM ET
Like most tragic disasters, several things had to go wrong simultaneously
JoesterVT 02/04/26 03:18 PM ET
I was snorkeling in French Polynesia and reached down to pull fins off
DonHo-kieHi 02/05/26 12:11 AM ET
Wait, your wife shovels snow??
Spudnut 02/04/26 06:39 PM ET
My wife, a friend, and I circa 2016 shoveled 900 feet of driveway
VaTechie 02/04/26 09:45 PM ET
Whoaaaa **
astrohokie 02/04/26 05:22 PM ET
"Seconds From Disaster" - that has a nice ring to it.**
PhotoHokieNC 02/04/26 03:53 PM ET
Buy a box of these and then go at it.**
MikeVT85 02/04/26 03:08 PM ET
Time to leave yours at the bar on ladies night. Seems fair to me.**
vt90 02/04/26 03:01 PM ET
Maybe drop your wife down there too?**
Brown Water 02/04/26 02:37 PM ET
First of all, turn off your furnace until you find it.
PhotoHokieNC 02/04/26 02:27 PM ET
Just hope it didn't hit the arc of the duct and rollllll, aka, my luck.
TomTurkey 02/04/26 02:35 PM ET
My fear as well....**
JoesterVT 02/04/26 02:36 PM ET
she dropped it, not you. Tell her it's her problem, not yours. **
RhinoVT 02/04/26 02:09 PM ET
I think you misunderstood the assignment
JoesterVT 02/04/26 02:37 PM ET
May be too late, Sir Galahad. You start out behind the 8 ball.**
TomTurkey 02/04/26 02:43 PM ET
^^^ Answer from an obviously unmarried man^^^ **
Stork 02/04/26 02:35 PM ET
you should be able to go into the crawl space, disconnect the flex ductwork
Chesapeake_Hokie 02/04/26 02:06 PM ET
This. And Joester will be the man tonight. And rewarded for his efforts. **
Stork 02/04/26 02:08 PM ET
It'll have to wait a day or three....not going under there in today
JoesterVT 02/04/26 02:25 PM ET
If you cannot disconnect the duct,
HOKIE 02/04/26 02:29 PM ET
And if it's a really old house, be sure any ductwork isn't asbestos. **
PhotoHokieNC 02/04/26 02:37 PM ET
I have a borescope that you can attach a magnetic hook on the end
Spudnut 02/04/26 01:58 PM ET
Only 2 days away through Amazon**
EDGEMAN 02/04/26 03:13 PM ET
I used a scope and couldn't see it. Magnet wouldn't work on gold anyway.**
JoesterVT 02/04/26 02:05 PM ET
If you only paid $80 for the band, a magnet may work. **
D-Day 02/04/26 02:14 PM ET
Lol...like I said, '03.…and this is a plain, thin 14k white gold band **
JoesterVT 02/04/26 02:23 PM ET