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Seems pretty obvious to me:
"If you throw away these instructions, the pieces of this equipment will automatically self-destruct and you will lose your only remaining digit: your right thumb. If you read these instructions, you will enjoy playing with your Foreverspin toy on top of your new equipment while preserving your lone digit."
TIC
** Edited by MP4VT2004 at 2/20/2026, 1:40:12 AM
Thread Replies (8)
Decipher these instructions….
-- HokieGator
Feb 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM ET
HokieGator
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02/19/26 10:40 PM ET
Read the manual dummy**
-- DonHo-kieHi
Feb 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM ET
DonHo-kieHi
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02/20/26 12:45 PM ET
First, get in a white sheet.**
-- MikeVT85
Feb 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM ET
MikeVT85
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02/20/26 12:12 PM ET
I already do that for our weekend gatherings. **
-- HokieGator
Feb 20, 2026 at 01:14 PM ET
HokieGator
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02/20/26 01:14 PM ET
First, cut a hole in a box... **
-- Burruss Writer
Feb 20, 2026 at 09:23 AM ET
Burruss Writer
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02/20/26 09:23 AM ET
How much does it cost for the Stay Puft marshmallow man to build my stuff?**
-- vawter85
Feb 20, 2026 at 08:45 AM ET
vawter85
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02/20/26 08:45 AM ET
Seems pretty obvious to me:
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-- MP4VT2004
Feb 20, 2026 at 01:39 AM ET
MP4VT2004
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02/20/26 01:39 AM ET
Condom instructions in the Olympic Village **
-- OrlandoHokie
Feb 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM ET
OrlandoHokie
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02/19/26 11:08 PM ET
Aaah, I see. They really AREN'T ghosts then.**
-- Coach McGuirk
Feb 20, 2026 at 07:24 AM ET
Coach McGuirk
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02/20/26 07:24 AM ET