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bourbonstreet
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bourbonstreet
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"Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of... cotton"?

Posted: 07/01/2025 at 07:22 PM ET
(In response to this post by Tafkam Hokie)

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Wrong answers only. I just put in my two weeks notice at work. What should
Tafkam Hokie • 07/01/25 12:26 PM ET
Spread hate and discontent **
freemason • 07/02/25 11:04 AM ET
eat taco bell daily, and let the gas rip through the place
VaTechie • 07/01/25 10:35 PM ET
Sing Johnny Paycheck songs.**
EDGEMAN • 07/01/25 07:25 PM ET
"Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of... cotton"?** ◄
bourbonstreet • 07/01/25 07:22 PM ET
Go around and label coworkers' workstations with these -**
PhotoHokieNC • 07/01/25 06:34 PM ET
re-heat some fish in the the break room microwave**
`lag • 07/01/25 03:50 PM ET
And then leave it in a vacant desk drawer**
MAHokie69 • 07/01/25 05:02 PM ET
Or on top of a ceiling tile**
MP4VT2004 • 07/01/25 06:59 PM ET
Expect to be let go tomorrow. I've seen it happen before. Some employers?!
MikeVT85 • 07/01/25 02:48 PM ET
As long as I'm paid for the 2 weeks....bonus....**
coshokie • 07/01/25 07:30 PM ET
Hire Terry Tate: Office Linebacker**
Major Kong • 07/01/25 02:28 PM ET
Oh I forgot now is the time to ask out the hot co worker you've eyed for
UTPr0sim • 07/01/25 02:09 PM ET
“Now that we’re not going to be coworkers anymore …”**
Nova Hokie 95 • 07/01/25 02:16 PM ET
Or the cleaning lady............. :)**
santafe • 07/01/25 02:12 PM ET
"Is that wrong?"**
PhotoHokieNC • 07/01/25 05:12 PM ET
Is that a red dot?**
Brown Water • 07/01/25 04:17 PM ET
That easy...hookers and blow!**
vthhhi • 07/01/25 02:03 PM ET
Find a red Stapler to take home?**
UTPr0sim • 07/01/25 01:59 PM ET
Upper Decker**
No Clue • 07/01/25 01:54 PM ET
On your last day, wear a kilt & bow to your boss in the opposite direction.**
Vtskier1 • 07/01/25 01:45 PM ET
Wear a different disguise every day**
Brown Water • 07/01/25 01:34 PM ET
two chicks at the same time, man.**
BobG • 07/01/25 01:32 PM ET
Just walk around your current job smiling to piss off your co-workers**
BleedinOandM • 07/01/25 01:30 PM ET
keep your Swingline stapler**
coshokie • 07/01/25 01:11 PM ET
How about a #2 on your company's #1's desk**
WestyHokie • 07/01/25 01:01 PM ET
Drag the World Series trophy around the parking lot. Eat ribs in
AbsolutVT03 • 07/01/25 01:00 PM ET
Go hang drywall in TSL's new podcast studio**
vt90 • 07/01/25 12:59 PM ET
Burn all bridges to the ground.
MP4VT2004 • 07/01/25 12:56 PM ET
Stick it to the man of course. **
Stork • 07/01/25 12:50 PM ET
Smile**
TomTurkey • 07/01/25 12:29 PM ET