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JoesterVT
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there's a lot of that going around...

I guess I've clicked on enough conspiracy tweets that I get them all. In addition to all of the regulars (flat earth, chemtrials, antivax, etc) here are just a few real worldviews held by the Tinfoillatti: 1) The airships (dirigibles) from back in the day never had any hydrogen or helium in them. They levitated some how using something called Aether. We still have this technology, but are keeping it secret. 2) Jets don't really require fuel. It's a scam to drive up fares. 3) Dinosaurs never existed. Totally imaginary...but don't worry there were in fact giant humans and giant trees. 4) There is currently some sort of war going on in DUMBS (deep underground military bases). I don't think I quite have the full gist of it, but there are some sort of aliens, or something, that have collected children, apparently for food. We have brave special forces types tasked with fighting the aliens and rescuing the children. There are lots of others.... But yeah....there seem to be quite a few people that think that space...all of it...is fake. No planets, no stars outside of the firmament. No comets, not asteroids. No galaxies, no black holes. This segment also says there is no such thing as gravity. ** Edited by JoesterVT at 2/29/2024, 2:17:33 PM
Posted: 02/29/2024 at 02:06 PM ET
(In response to this post by Chris Coleman)

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"I don't believe in space..."
Chris ColemanAdmin 02/29/24 01:46 PM ET
Run Forrest Run
FrederickHokie 02/29/24 10:57 PM ET
I had a co-worker whose friend didn't believe in dinosaurs. Like she
AbsolutVT03 02/29/24 10:10 PM ET
Yes, I had a coworker who said the Devil burried fossils in the ground
Hokie Chris 03/01/24 07:52 AM ET
Somebody should take her to a dig somewhere.
FrederickHokie 02/29/24 11:02 PM ET
Quick, NFL: run FROM him.**
PhotoHokieNC 02/29/24 05:13 PM ET
The NBA didn’t run from Curry when he said the moon landing was a hoax. 🤯**
Hoakie82 02/29/24 06:15 PM ET
{the} "so...?" {/3o4}**
bourbonstreet 02/29/24 04:58 PM ET
Now Bigfoot, mothman, and cryptid-of-the-week need to have a talk.
FrederickHokie 02/29/24 11:08 PM ET
Guess he failed all of his science classes...lol**
EDGEMAN 02/29/24 04:49 PM ET
…he can’t be Sirius**
chumley 02/29/24 04:26 PM ET
Well, It depends completely on his 40 speed and how fluid his hips are!**
HOKIERIT 02/29/24 03:36 PM ET
Somebody buy him a telescope....
SarahVTHokie24 02/29/24 03:20 PM ET
lol , Boom !**
astrohokie 02/29/24 04:35 PM ET
So is this less dumb, as dumb, or more dumb than flat Earth theory?
HokieNoVA 02/29/24 03:08 PM ET
It is flat Earth theory
JoesterVT 02/29/24 03:34 PM ET
Well Mr Genius if earth is round and spins, how come we don't all->
HOKIERIT 02/29/24 03:41 PM ET
I thought flat earthers still believed that space existed
HokieNoVA 02/29/24 03:40 PM ET
Nope...space is fake, the flat Earth is covered by a dome, and...
JoesterVT 02/29/24 04:14 PM ET
I do know about the ice wall. Nasa guards it.**
HokieNoVA 02/29/24 04:34 PM ET
Exactly....it's the only thing NASA does, since space is fake**
JoesterVT 02/29/24 05:42 PM ET
People in his orbit are telling him a bunch of BS.**
Guy LeDouche 02/29/24 02:50 PM ET
You can only say things like that if you're an NBA player **
HokieHigh 02/29/24 02:35 PM ET
do you not read the lounge?**
bigbadbird 02/29/24 02:44 PM ET
it's a myth**
bigbadbird 02/29/24 02:13 PM ET
there's a lot of that going around...
JoesterVT 02/29/24 02:06 PM ET
Wait, dinosaurs were not on the ark ?!?!**
astrohokie 02/29/24 04:38 PM ET
🤣**
SarahVTHokie24 02/29/24 06:54 PM ET
There are almost 8B people on earth. Simple statistics says some
Tafkam Hokie 02/29/24 02:51 PM ET
nailed it Taf**
astrohokie 02/29/24 04:45 PM ET
I even left out the charlatans who don't even believe the BS they spout
Tafkam Hokie 02/29/24 04:52 PM ET
Small number? ;-)**
vthokieq 02/29/24 03:07 PM ET
Saw a great meme recently...
vthokieq 02/29/24 02:45 PM ET
Gravity is a con.
mancunian 02/29/24 02:39 PM ET
I KNEW it**
HOKIERIT 02/29/24 03:48 PM ET
So you haven’t been paying your gravity bill all these years?**
Spud 02/29/24 03:05 PM ET
Could also be early onset of CTE. :)**
NokieHokie 02/29/24 01:57 PM ET
I'm sure there are a few coaches who have that same view haha!**
NokieHokie 02/29/24 01:53 PM ET
I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the backside of the sun.**
Spud 02/29/24 01:53 PM ET