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"Your Honor, I was just making us bagels and cream cheese"
"What else would you possibly do with scissors and butter knives?!?!?"
Thread Replies (6)
It could b argued that many people kill themselves with the butter knife
-- bigbadbird
Dec 12, 2025 at 03:36 PM ET
bigbadbird
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12/12/25 03:36 PM ET
He did have some scissors. But damn hard way to off yourself **
-- fordham
Dec 12, 2025 at 05:49 PM ET
fordham
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12/12/25 05:49 PM ET
"Your Honor, I was just making us bagels and cream cheese"
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-- Hardcore_Hokie
Dec 12, 2025 at 06:44 PM ET
Hardcore_Hokie
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12/12/25 06:44 PM ET
I think you are spreading that a bit thick**
-- turkeywinghokie
Dec 12, 2025 at 04:21 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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12/12/25 04:21 PM ET
Walking the thin margarine between fact and fiction...**
-- RRHokie90
Dec 12, 2025 at 04:41 PM ET
RRHokie90
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12/12/25 04:41 PM ET
They're just spreading the rumors**
-- TomTurkey
Dec 12, 2025 at 06:16 PM ET
TomTurkey
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12/12/25 06:16 PM ET
spreading like BBs on a Parkay floor...**
-- RRHokie90
Dec 12, 2025 at 07:02 PM ET
RRHokie90
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12/12/25 07:02 PM ET