soon will be the day when the universities’ traditional names will berepl
replaced with the names of the corporations who purchase “naming rights” of the school.
McDonalds Longhorns
Bucees Buckeyes
Purdue Gamecocks ( this might confuse a few folk at first)
ColoGuard Cavaliers
Dr Schols Tar Heels
Hariboo Bruins
Seresto Bulldogs
Trojan Trojans
United Way Volunteers
Southern Baptist Deacons
Gillette Razorbacks
maybe the federal government will even get involved:
the NOAA Hurricanes
maybe even international buyouts:
Republic of Ireland Irish
Posted: 07/02/2026 at 03:21 PM ET
Thread Replies (6)
soon will be the day when the universities’ traditional names will berepl
◄
-- HtownHokie
Jul 02, 2026 at 03:21 PM ET
HtownHokie
•
07/02/26 03:21 PM ET
go old school - Mercury Cougars **
-- HokieMacDaddy
Jul 02, 2026 at 04:29 PM ET
HokieMacDaddy
•
07/02/26 04:29 PM ET
Ford Mustangs down in Dallas.**
-- crazylane
Jul 02, 2026 at 10:14 PM ET
crazylane
•
07/02/26 10:14 PM ET
There fans are "Crazy About Them" according to Alan Jackson**
-- Hate2SeeItEnd Hokie
Jul 02, 2026 at 05:01 PM ET
Hate2SeeItEnd Hokie
•
07/02/26 05:01 PM ET
Those are good! Will we be the Butterball Gobblers?**
-- likehokies
Jul 02, 2026 at 04:15 PM ET
likehokies
•
07/02/26 04:15 PM ET