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HokieNL
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Oh... lemme see... around... 2030

Best snake oil salesman college basketball has ever seen! 🤣 Buzz is kinda like fast food. You know it's not good for you, but it tastes oh so good for, oh, an hour or so. Then, you realize you are still hungry for actual nutrition. You seek out the medicine man for answers, only to find out that he left town on the last stage coach. Like OJ, on the red eye to Chicago! ** Edited by HokieNL at 4/16/2026, 6:52:04 PM
Posted: 04/16/2026 at 06:44 PM ET
(In response to this post by TOUGH TURKEY)

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Just read where Buzz has the #1 rated incoming class
TOUGH TURKEY 04/16/26 06:20 PM ET
You missed the "punch" line Baba Oladotun, son of ex VT Ibrahim Oladotun
Vippie1 04/17/26 10:31 AM ET
He's never really been run out of town...he's running away from that...
EDGEMAN 04/17/26 08:14 AM ET
The “killer snail” theory**
JACHokies 04/17/26 03:22 PM ET
Followed by getting out of Dodge asap...
HokieNL 04/17/26 08:34 AM ET
…he never himself played/basketball enthusiast **
chumley 04/16/26 08:25 PM ET
The ol' buzzard!!**
HokieNL 04/16/26 08:33 PM ET
LOL!! 4'9" 240 lb. fire hydrants don't normally do basketball!!**
ancient alien 2018 04/16/26 08:27 PM ET
His schdict has served him well he just needs to leave before people wise u**
hoaf 04/16/26 08:20 PM ET
Hey, at least he's recruiting them for his current employer.
KCHokie2 04/16/26 07:23 PM ET
I think he starts earlier than Year Four actually. I'd say half year early.
HokieNL 04/16/26 09:47 PM ET
Wait until Year Four!!**
HokieNL 04/16/26 07:29 PM ET
Those animals at Md. may actually relate to the scumbag!!
ancient alien 2018 04/16/26 06:52 PM ET
Oh... lemme see... around... 2030
HokieNL 04/16/26 06:44 PM ET
How many other coaches took us that deep in March Madness?**
Lancelot Link 04/17/26 07:39 AM ET
Only one **
HokiesACC2004 04/18/26 01:36 AM ET